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MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE ACCUSED OF SMUGGLING 80 LBS OF MCNUGGETS IN HIS ANAL CAVITY


An emcmployee of a McDonald’s restaurant in Canada is accused of stealing more than 80 lbs. of chicken McNuggets from his employer, allegedly hiding them inside his rectum to smuggle them out of his workplace.

31-year old Andy Brown was arrested this morning by the Ottawa Police, after a cavity search revealed four condoms filled with frozen chicken nuggets hidden in his rectum.

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According to McDonald’s spokesman David Knoxx, Mr Brown’s employer had suspected him of stealing food for some time and had already searched him on five occasions, but they never seemed to find anything on him.

“The store manager noticed six months ago that large quantities of nuggets were missing,” Mr. Knoxx told reporters. “We installed additional security cameras at various strategic locations throughout the restaurant, and we were finally able to identify the problem. We were extremely shocked when we saw him going inside the freezer with his hands full of condoms and lubricant!”

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